Sunday, June 10, 2007

freshcut

Yesterday i went to get a hair cut. For most a haircut is a very important thing, women typically spend thousands of dollars throughout their lives on their precious hair, and i understand why. Hair is pretty important to one's look. If your stuck with a lame haircut it can make even the smallest problem seem even worse. Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna both spend $800 dollars every time they get their hair cut at the Trendy New York hair salon Orlo.

But regardless of all this i still spend a mere six dollars every time i need a fresh cut. What on earth is wrong with me? "$5.99 Haircut" is located at the corner of Highway 6 and Pebble Lake Dr. And i'm not gonna lie to you, they usually give me an awful haircut, but for some reason i always go back. I can afford to spend more than six dollars on a haircut, that's not the reason. I think it has to do with the danger, knowing that i'm going in there with a full head of hair and six dollars in my pocket and there is no telling what im coming back with. I guess it's the same reason people drive motor cycles and go sky diving. Guys like me, we don't like to be safe, we live our lives on the edge whether it be taming lions, driving motor cycles of bridges, or getting six dollar haircuts. We are the reason they make action movies, and we are the reason for the Ultimate Fighting Championship, and we are the reason for people like Evil Knievel.

Strange thing is the haircut turned out alright.

so long,
proctor

1 comment:

Andrea said...

You could teach John Edwards a thing or two.