my heb

sooooo some of my friends make movies. and they made some commercials for this heb contest and one of their entries won. and now its on tv for everyone to see and they got a free car. so if you see an heb commercial with a puppy and a skinny guy in a green shirt(he is the one in the drivers seat of the car(he is also the lead singer of the band driver f)). i know him! pretty cool stuff. if you want to see the commercial or some of their other movies than go here. i highly recommend the stalker if you get a chance.

wifi in san fran didnt work

san fran

wednesday my family and i are departed from texas and heading off to a fun family vacation in san fransisco. i know what you are all thinking "but proc you just got back from arkanasas and then austin before that" and well...its true. i have been traveling WAY too much. but it happens sometimes and you just gotta deal with it. no but seriously. this time i really am gonna post some blogs while i'm gone. i'm fairly certain that there is more wifi in san fran than there was in helena ark. farewell for now blog friends. i will see you soon(monday)

and last but not least

...and

finally

you are on my mind

express wash

As of lately my car has been the target of some birds....dozens and dozens of birds. i wont go into detail about what it is that the birds are doing but you can probably use your imagination. Needless to say i needed a car wash. And i was very glad to fill this need. Beacause i love car washes. I dont typically keep a clean car, so thats not the reason for my love. I really like going into the drive in car washes and turn up the music real loud. The car washes make me feel isolated, almost like im in my own clean car world.

fifty percent off

alright ladies and gentlemen today i went shopping with my good friend Ross Harrison and amidst our shopping frenzy one of my God given gifts shown through and proved to be very very handy. This gift is one that i think i may have learned from my mother, and my mother from her mother. This gift is the gift of thriftiness. To my left you can see an outfit. I bought everything except for the t-shirt. Now lets look at my shopping stats for the day.

Forever21 Black Corduroy Pants: Original Price-$24.99 I paid-$7.99
Forever21 Green Army Jacket: Original Price-$69.80 I paid-$12.99
Vans Brown Skate Shoes: Original Price-$60.00 I paid-$2.99

Which means i should have paid $154.79 but i only paid $23.97. That is a grand total of $130.82.

Not gonna lie, probably my best work to date.

food trade agreement

i propose what i would like to call a food trade. really there will be no exchange of actual food happening, but rather an exchange of information. i will write about my favorite restaurant and in return you, the readers, will comment me back with your favorite restaurants. sound good? cool
my fav: Sicily's Pizza & Pasta
Before going into any further detail about Sicily's i would like to inform everyone that the Sicily's i go to probably has the worst service of all time. BUT!!!!! I can honestly say that the deliciousness of their food makes up for the service. If you go in expecting it to take awhile for your food to come out then you wont be disappointed. Sicily's best choices on the menu are the things with pizza in the title: pizza, pizza rolls, pizza burgers, and calzones(doesn't have pizza in the title but is pretty much just pizza folded up) are all soo good. Sicily's also has stellar buffalo wings. I have had a few different pastas there and they are generally pretty good, except for the chicken parmesan, but i would stick with the pizza-variants.

Now tell me your choices...please...

talkin bout a revolution

godzilla vs. independence

now i'm sure everyone is wondering what fourth of july marathon is the most worthy of their viewing. well ladies and gentlemen i have your answer. tune into Encore Action hours and hours of Godzilla action. and im not talkin about the American Godzilla with Matthew Broderick. I'm talkin about the good old fashioned Japanese Godzilla movies from the early 90's. So far i have seen the end of Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II as well as quite a bit of Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla. The special effects are top notch, the original acting superior, and some fabulous voice overs. Not gonna lie my favorite part is watching the things that used to be cool in the 90's like white and pink dirt bikes and guys wearing headbands. Needless to say, there is no better way to spend the fourth of July that in the wonderful company of Japan's favorite giant prehistoric monster.

cedric the entertainer

today i bring you Top Five Films I Found At Ross's House. Brought to you in part by The Harrison's d.v.d. collection. without further a due let's begin the countdown.
Number Five: Johnson Family Vacation-The reason i chose this film is because the family in the movie has the same last name as my girlfriend's family. sometimes i like to imagine that the families switch places and crazy antics would soon follow.
Number Four: Matchstick Men-I have never seen this movie, but i have always imagined it being good and lately i have been doubting Nick Cage's acting credibility so its nice to think he does well in this movie.
Number Three: Kung Pow! Enter The Fist-A hilarious parody of old kung fu movies. The movie was actually made using scenes from several old kung fu movies. The studio added a main character over the old footage and re-dubbed the dialog. Good stuff.
Number Two: Zoolander-Regardless of how you feel about Ben Stiller, there is no denying this movie as probably the best film about male models....ever.
Number One: Jurassic Park-If i could type the music that plays when they first enter the park i would.

see ya later.
proctor